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Aug 21st

I’m tumbling from my iPhone

Aug 21st

i have an iphoneeeee

Aug 20th

YESSSS MY MOMS BRINGING ME MONDONGO!! YESSSS :D

(via jessikerz) gross

Aug 20th

Aug 18th

lmfao...

apparently ima slut…okay.

Aug 18th

lmao

ashleyy: U just made my phone vibrate on thee vaginaaa
ashleyy: :O 
priscilla: Lmao 
priscilla: PING!!!
priscilla: PING!!!
ashleyy: Lollll
priscilla: PING!!!
ashleyy: im at work you dirty birdie
priscilla: Nut yet?
ashleyy: Lmaooo
ashleyy: Oh priscilla you slay me
priscilla: Lolol 
priscilla: U like that? U like that??
priscilla: Uhhh take that take that
priscilla: PING!!!
priscilla: PING!!!
priscilla: PING!!!
ashleyy: Lmfaooo ahhh

Aug 18th

perhaps im getting my iphone tommorow.

Aug 18th

i can be all three plus i can lay the pipe ;)

(via jessikerz) really jessica you can?

Aug 18th

The Office

tvquotes: Michael: Pam, did you see Oprah yesterday? Pam: No, I didn’t Michael: I, uh, I’m going to be a father Pam: What was Oprah about? Michael: Angelina Jolie was on. And she adopted a baby from Asia and she said it changed her life and that really inspired me. So I want you to look in to see how much a little Chinese baby would cost. Pam: That’s a really big decision Michael: I...

Aug 18th

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Aug 18th

snickers icecream barrrrr

Aug 18th

im terrified

of joint custody,

Aug 18th

“It doesn’t matter how this looks to other people. If this is something that you...”

– Geraldine Hughes (via julie911) (via quote-book)

Aug 18th

272 notes

Aug 18th

1,476 notes

this is my work screen

TABLE OF CONTENTS 1: Policyholder Records 16: Applications 2: Rate quote - Auto 17: App Register 3: Rate quote - Fire 18: Bank Deposits 4: Policy Transactions 19: Master Record 5: Select Marketing/Prospecting/Lists 20: Loss Report 6: Pending File 21: Loss Register 7: Rate quote - Life 22: Credit Card Paper App/Paper Pmt 8: Letter Creation 23: Not available 9: Tailoring Your Computer 24:...

Aug 18th

“Happiness is not the absence of problems but the ability to deal with them.”

– Unknown (via brokenmachine) (via quote-book)

Aug 18th