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Michael: Pam, did you see Oprah yesterday?

Pam: No, I didn’t

Michael: I, uh, I’m going to be a father

Pam: What was Oprah about?

Michael: Angelina Jolie was on.  And she adopted a baby from Asia and she said it changed her life and that really inspired me.  So I want you to look in to see how much a little Chinese baby would cost.

Pam: That’s a really big decision

Michael: I know!

Pam: Maybe you should wait.  Before you adopt.  Or not adopt.

Michael: Just do it, ok?

Pam: My sister looked into it, and the application alone cost $10,000

Michael: Um, find out if there’s a cheaper — less expensive — baby out there, ok?

Pam: You know, she also said the waiting list is like eight months

Michael: Eight months?!  I don’t even know if I’ll want a baby in eight months

Pam: You probably won’t